Random pictures of me and my compadres.

Arm - Ex-girlfriend #5 drew this on my arm one day with a brush pen. I thought it was hella rad. I tried to keep it on as long as possible, wrapping my arm in seram wrap when I got in the shower. It washed off fairly quickly, though.

Finger - The first time I worked with Mike, I was a nightmare demon thing covered in blood. We taped masking tape around my fingers to give it the appearence I had claws. This is my hands fucking around with a moth caught in our fake blood goodness splattered across the floor.

Regurgitate - This is me as the nightmare demon, vomiting up "blood." The blood was fake blood mixed in with maple syrup, to give it the right consistency. It was very cold and disgusting. I smelled like waffles for two days. After we were done filming, I hoped in the shower and we went to Denny's.

Brooding Hair - This was when my hair was four different colors. It was hella awesome. You can't see the turquoise on the top of my head in this picture, though.

Hobo Love - One time we were in San Francisco and me and Dave! encountered this crazy drunken Irishmen who kept screaming, "I'M A FUCKING FAGGOT! WANNA BUY SOME LSD?!" I'd like to note that I look retarded in this picture.

Mohawk - I used to have a foot long blue mohawk. Here it is in all it's glory.

Pantyshot - That's me looking retarded, me Lazer Viking brother Sean with the goatee (before he grew his hair out and dyed it,) and everyone's favorite Aubrey with Sean's aunt's underware on his head.

Bandana Kid - This is what I look like now. You can't tell from this picture, but I shaved off all my hair but my bangs.